Just because I’m a guy does not mean I’m into ERP

2021.10.23 02:56 Sufficientlyevil097 Just because I’m a guy does not mean I’m into ERP

 As a male player I was kinda forced into a strange situation. A female player has the hots for me and wanted to try an erp with me. Repeatedly I decline saying my character would not be interested in such distractions (I was playing a disguised mind flayer, the other PC’s did not know this, and In case you are wondering we don’t have anything down there!). She keeps insisting and even the other players are kind of trying to get me in this. 
Ooc they are asking me if I was gay, spoiler I was but no way in hell am I going to come out of the closet yet for you jerks! So I simply state that m character does not want a cheap one night stand. Well that apparently was the wrong thing to say, the female PC, a bard of glamor…go figure, uses a charm person spell on me, I supposedly fail and am led to the back of the tavern. The other players cheer as I look at the dm in annoyance. He sheepishly smiles back at me as if to say he’s sorry. Welp time to turn the tables. As the horny bard gets me into a room in the back she is describing how she is feeling up my character as she gets to the part about how she is grabbing my crotch the following happened: “As Bard’s character reaches down to grab at your long-“ “You feel nothing at all” I cut her off looking over to the dm. “Wait what? That doesn’t make sense how could you not have a-“ she begins to question “DM I drop my polymorph spell” I say looking back at her. The Dm a little nervous begins narrating “as you look down confused you look up to see the Ruse fall and standing before you is a mindflayer” “Wait what!” She says but I roll a dice or two. “I lashes my tentacles at you paralyzing you with their effect” I say with a grin, the other two players look like they will beat me up any second so I quickly state “then I cast sleep and put your character in bed before pulling out an alter memory spell scroll, altering your characters memory to recall you throwing up on my pants, I tuck you in and with a quick recasting of disguise self and presidigitation I make a vomit mark appear on my pants. With that I leave the room and act upset as by this time I act as if the charm person spell has worn off.” Surprisingly the bard never tried to do anything like that again, granted she also acted rather cold to me from then on but in character she tried to justify it as her being embarrassed by that night. Hate to say it but I didn’t help, as my character would always recount the tale of how he got charmed person on and all he got was vomit on his pants.
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2021.10.23 02:56 cretincookie My (20F) housemate (64M) keeps stealing our food, never showers, is a hoarder, makes the house reek, and blasts music/TV. How do I make him stop!?

Bit of a content warning that I’ll mention abuse a few times throughout this.
My sister (15) and I have a housemate (let’s call him douchebag) who is very problematic. We’ve disowned him as our father but cannot move out as my sister is under his legal guardianship. In my state, it’s almost impossible to get her emancipated or for me to get guardianship over her. I refuse to move out for her safety. Our mother resented him so much that she abandoned us and chose to be homeless. Throughout our childhood he has been EXTREMELY abusive, verbally and physically. I won’t go into details but CPS has been called several times, but nobody cared enough to remove us from the home. I’m pretty much my sister’s mother and father. I’m working as much as I can while also studying full time. My plan is to save up so by the time my sister turns 18, we can GTFO!
ATM, we are living in a duplex with my Aunt. She’s done wonders for us and I’m so grateful for her. She lives upstairs and we live downstairs. My sister and I are fortunate enough to have our own rooms, and Douchebag chose to live in the living room. He has a gigantic bed set up there and the living room serves completely as his bedroom now.
We tried to forgive him for the abuse. Tried getting him into therapy, spend family bonding time, cooked for him, etc. But he never changed. Every time something comes up with my sister (ex. I wanted to get her into therapy but Douchebag needs to sign her up because again, legal guardian) he says “I don’t care.” “Not my problem” “She can go fucking kill herself”. He’s completely given up. And so, we decided to give up as well. There is absolutely no healing him because he doesn’t want to help himself. Made it clear that we are no longer his family and to only communicate to us for essentials/emergency.
Shorty after that, we stopped tolerating the abuse. Every time he wanted to be a fucking idiot, demanding we cook for him, buy the groceries, do his chores, I’d blow the fuck up. Now, we treat him like a housemate we don’t like. We label all of our food, buy our own groceries, do only our chores, etc.
The issue arises where he still thinks we’re his daughters. When I’m not at home, he still bullies my soft spoken and very sweet little sis. He forces her into his car and demands they go shopping together. He NEVER leaves the house unless it’s to go to work or if we’re with him. He eats our food despite it being clearly labeled, uses our toiletries and other such items, and never fucking showers. No matter how many scoldings nor silent treatments, Douchebag never listens! When confronted about food theft, he lies straight to my face and throws a literal tantrum like a child despite evidence. He blasts his TV politics and swears at the screen, watches videos on his phone on full volume. He’s high 24/7 and chooses to smoke his weed in the kitchen/living room. There’s nothing wrong with smoking weed, but it’ll reek the house and I’ll leave smelling strongly of it. No matter how many times I tell him to, he never smokes outside. His dog shits and vomits in the house and he doesn’t clean it up until I tell him to. He’s like a fucking child!
Reddit, how do I make it through these next three years? I just. Want. It. To. Stop!
TLDR: Roommate demands we do his chores, steals our food, never showers or cleans up after himself, bullies my little sister, and acts like a literal manchild. He never listens and doesn’t care. What do we do?
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2021.10.23 02:56 goyongj DoorDash is very good at Slave Training

So I've been doing this less than a month.
I was doing ok in the beginning. 20/hr during the week and 30/hr during weekends.
I had 5 stars X 10 but received just one 3 stars. That put me under 4.2 and it started going downhill.
They started not giving me good orders. I wanted to stay in West Hollywood but as soon as I get into the area, I get orders that will send me out of zone. I deliver it and come back to WeHo zone again and they send me to another spot out of the zone again. (usually ghetto areas like South LA nobody wants to go)
See the pattern? this is like a DOG TRAINING.
I figured I should work hard to get 5 stars. I did 3 orders during lunch. (still shitty orders nobody wanted to take) I sent out 'ETA is xx minutes' to two of them and last one I dropped the bag by the front desk instructed. I think last bitch gave me 1 star. I am guessing I picked up the food that has been sitting for a while or she was just a bitch who didn't like how her everyday food wasn't handled like precious gifts.
Anyways, that put me into 3.9x and I worked hard one night to get two 5 stars. Now I am at 4.0x still under the minimum.
Tonight i turned it on just to laugh at the orders they were sending.
At above 4.2, they were sending me orders when Im right by the restaurant. Now I am seeing orders from 1~1.5 mile away. (because nobody took it, it got tossed around and came to me)
I go to good restaurants area to get orders but they never send me one even if I am parked in front. If they do sometimes, its a shitty order that will make you go out of zone. (driving time 20~40min for $10~15)
Right after it fell below 4.2, I took shitty ones because I was forced to (acceptance rate dropping)
and it not only gave low pay plus shitty orders that might have been sitting in the restaurant for a while.
Once you fall into this hole, it would be very hard to climb up since they are basically holding even average to good orders in their back and Only give you garbage ones nobody took. (I drove around crazy like a Transporter without caring my safety. Since my food has been sat for a while, I still can't beat the guy who picked up his good order and drive slow. )
Now I don't give a fuck about acceptance rating going down. (now at 46%) I declined many orders today and just took ones that didn't make me feel like a complete slave. I also do uber eats so I don't care if they do something because of low acceptance rate.
Maybe Uber eats should be doing the same type of algorithm to Train Slaves? I am at 93% satisfaction rate on uber so same thing might happen once it drops below minimum? Good thing about Uber Eats is they don't show Acceptance Rate crap so you don't feel that A boss is standing behind you saying 'Take this order' type of experience when you are thinking about declining.
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So I started to diamond mine Baby Bump and now I'm at chapter 10 and emotionally involved. I hadn't meant to do that. Lol. I'm going for my MC's LI as Mr. Covington (I've named him Ryan) route.
Has that happened to anyone?
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